Hoon Songs
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Hoon might say
(to the tune Some might say)
Some might say that vodka follows Stella
Go and tell it to the man who drinks Blackthorn
Some might say that we should never chunder
In a pub today `cause we need to drink more steam
Hoon might say we will have another pint
Hoon might say we will have another pint
`Cos I've been standing at the counter
I need another round here, barman please
You made no preparation for our reputation once again
The hoons are full of aftershock
They've been drinking aftershock all day
It was always flowing gently
And everyone had plenty my friend
Some might say they don’t believe in glory
Go and tell it to the man who drinks pure steam
Some might say that I'm telling you a story
If you don’t believe me then you can think it's all a dream
Cos….
The pub is full of steamers
We have all got steaming on the brain
All the pints are empty
So it must be your round once again
You know what hoon might say
Maccers, 1999
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