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Beauties |
The Maccers roars |
The Maccers
|
Beauties |
The Maccers roars |
As ginger as a biscuit, as cheeky as a buttock, as funny as a pig in a pie. He's a good man of Irish decent, with beauties that run wild & free and the stomach of an ox on pie duty. A learned man who teaches, he's won himself a soul mate in the Beckster. I would introduce you but funnily enough,
he's not here right now…
The Norfolking Competition
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Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Total |
Average |
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|
Drinks |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
9 |
18 |
0 |
10 |
20 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
10 |
20 |
2 |
4 |
33 |
66 |
4.71 |
9.43 |
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|
Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
|||||||
|
Ribenas |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
|||||||
|
Cans |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
0.57 |
1.14 |
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|
Bottles |
0 |
1 |
1.5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1.5 |
2 |
3 |
0.29 |
0.43 |
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|
Spirits |
9 |
9 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
11 |
11 |
1.57 |
1.57 |
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|
Aftershock |
10 |
10 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
12 |
12 |
1.71 |
1.71 |
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|
Cocktails |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Girly Drinks |
2 |
1.5 |
1 |
0.75 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
2.25 |
0.43 |
0.32 |
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|
Alcopops |
1 |
1.5 |
10 |
15 |
15 |
22.5 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
9 |
3 |
4.5 |
35 |
52.5 |
5.00 |
7.50 |
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|
Wine |
0 |
0 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
4 |
9 |
9 |
1.29 |
1.29 |
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|
Pies |
2 |
2 |
0.29 |
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|
Quality Time |
0 |
0.00 |
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|
Total |
31 |
40 |
12 |
17.25 |
34 |
51.5 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
6 |
16 |
29 |
13 |
20 |
109 |
163.75 |
15.57 |
23.39 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
© 2001
